Oleh-oleh dari Tony Roma's

DISCLAIMER: BARANG JAYUZ... BUKTI BAHWA ORANG YANG KEKENYANGAN NGOMONG MERACAU...

ini sebagian dari entah berapa banyak jayuzan yang keluar selama dinner besar malam ini...

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"Software Design is like a Cathedral. You Build it and Pray afterwards."

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A mantau and a chicken pau went to a movie to watch a sad film together. Only chicken pau cried. Why?
Answer: Because mantau has no feelings

The chicken pau went to another sad movie with a char siew pau. Chicken pau cried, but char siew pau laughed. Why?
Answer: Because they have different feelings

Chicken pau went to a comedy with Big chicken pau- the big chicken pau laugh harder. Why?
Answer: Because he has more feelings

Chicken pau went to see a movie with Ikea meatball now. He can't decide whether to cry or to laugh. Why?
Answer: Because he has mixed feelings

Two scallops are never able to get popular in the oceans. Why?
Answer: Because they are two shellfish

(Note: try to read the word 'feelings')
(Note2: Ikea meatball is made from beef and pork.. if i'm not mistaken..)

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Kenapa Tan(a) hamil? Karena sin(a) diper cos(a) --> -___-'

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closing video... just click and see...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EUDvNmnYJRQ

selamat malam dan salam jayus...